Condescending Wonka

Oh, its less than 70 degrees in Florida? You must be suffering so much

Oh, its less than 70 degrees in Florida? You must be suffering so much  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a major grammar Nazi? please correct status updates for the rest of us before you drop another phone in the toilet

Oh, you're a major grammar Nazi? please correct status updates for the rest of us before you drop another phone in the toilet   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you thought because it was 80 degrees in December that it would be warm during spring break? are you new to texas?

Oh, you thought because it was 80 degrees in December that it would be warm during spring break? are you new to texas?  Condescending Wonka

Your favorite bands are slipknot, disturbed, and metallica? I wish I was as cool as you.

Your favorite bands are slipknot, disturbed, and metallica? I wish I was as cool as you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to skrillex tell me more about how bad ass you are

Oh you listen to skrillex tell me more about how bad ass you are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Homosexuality is a sin because the bible said so? I bet all the premarital sex your having isn't a sin at all according to the bible, huh?

Oh, Homosexuality is a sin because the bible said so?  I bet all the premarital sex your having isn't a sin at all according to the bible, huh?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, another internet trend? where's my popcorn?

Oh, another internet trend?
 where's my popcorn?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you called george kelly a potato? You must be so enigmatic

Oh, you called george kelly a potato? You must be so enigmatic  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you

Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you  Condescending Wonka

You're wearing Toms shoes? You must really care about children in poverty

You're wearing Toms shoes? You must really care about children in poverty  Condescending Wonka
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