Condescending Wonka

You like Cinnamon toast crunch advertising? Why don't you tell me about it?

You like Cinnamon toast crunch advertising? Why don't you tell me about it?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you are 5 years older than me? Please tell me al about what awaits me in life

Oh you are 5 years older than me? Please tell me al about what awaits me in life  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you still watch WWE knowing it's fake? Please tell me how great of athletes they are

Oh, you still watch WWE knowing it's fake? Please tell me how great of athletes they are  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have 1000+ friends on Facebook? I bet you talk to all of them.

Oh, you have 1000+ friends on Facebook? I bet you talk to all of them.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're so incredibly busy Please tell me about how you have absolutely no time for anyone but yourself

Oh, you're so incredibly busy Please tell me about how you have absolutely no time for anyone but yourself  Condescending Wonka

Oh,wait you want Walt back? just fuck all of your friends that have saved your black ass multiples times. That should do it.

Oh,wait you want Walt back? just fuck all of your friends that have saved your black ass multiples times. That should do it.  Condescending Wonka

Oh You're a model? Who's your agent? Instagram?

Oh You're a model?  Who's your agent? 
Instagram?   Condescending Wonka

Yolo? Really? Tell me how that's working out for you.

Yolo? Really? Tell me how that's working out for you.  Condescending Wonka

You Just Graduated High School... please tell me more about how hard it was and the many adversities you overcame.

You Just Graduated
High School... please tell me more about how hard it was and the many adversities you overcame.  Condescending Wonka

So, you're a bodybuilder? What music festival did you say you were training for?

So, you're a bodybuilder?
 What music festival did you say you were training for?  Condescending Wonka
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