Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bubbled YOLO into your finals scantron, Please tell me more about all your college acceptance letters and how far you're going in life.

Oh, you bubbled YOLO into your finals scantron, Please tell me more about all your college acceptance letters and how far you're going in life.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a coffee-can exhaust and rear wing on your car? Your car must be so fast

Oh, you have a coffee-can exhaust and rear wing on your car? Your car must be so fast  Condescending Wonka

Starts a Facebook war Let me get the popcorn

Starts a Facebook war Let me get the popcorn   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just watched the kony video I bet you know everything about politics now

Oh, you just watched the kony video I bet you know everything about politics now  Condescending Wonka

You need me to help you study for Goemans' tests on wars? please, keep telling me nobody cares about things like the Falkland islands

You need me to help you study for Goemans' tests on wars? please, keep telling me nobody cares about things like the Falkland islands  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you read a blog about the topic? Tell me more about how credible and all knowing you are...

Oh, you read a blog about the topic? Tell me more about how credible and all knowing you are...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you ordered fried dog penis? haha. just kidding.

Oh, you ordered fried dog penis? haha. just kidding.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your face is caked in makeup? You must feel so beautiful.

Oh your face is caked in makeup? You must feel so beautiful.  Condescending Wonka

Talking shit about someone who really didn't do anything but hurt your feelings: the first sign of being an immature fuck.

Talking shit about someone who really didn't do anything but hurt your feelings: the first sign of being an immature fuck.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You had a boat party tell me about how amazing it was

Oh, You had a boat party tell me about how amazing it was  Condescending Wonka
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