Condescending Wonka

You named something Bob? that's a knee-slapper.

You named something Bob? that's a knee-slapper.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own an iphone? Please share an instagram photo of every meal you cook

Oh, you own an iphone? Please share an instagram photo of every meal you cook  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you resort to name calling on the internet You must be so intelligent

Oh, you resort to name calling on the internet You must be so intelligent   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own Beats by Dr. Dre headphones? You must be quite the audiophile

Oh, you own Beats by Dr. Dre headphones?  You must be quite the audiophile  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are giving up playing skyrim at school for lent? That must be just like getting nailed to a cross

Oh, you are giving up playing skyrim at school for lent? That must be just like getting nailed to a cross  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your band just broke up? please tell me again why you're not obligated to pay your current recording studio bill?

Oh, your band just broke up? please tell me again why you're not obligated to pay your current recording studio bill?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're trying to merge onto a 70 mph freeway? Please, do it at 40 mph. That makes it safer.

Oh, you're trying to merge onto a 70 mph freeway? Please, do it at 40 mph. That makes it safer.  Condescending Wonka

Who knows the code better?

 Who knows the code better?  Condescending Wonka

So you know Ed Buri? I bet you have a good excuse for not being at En Gedi last Friday night...

So you know Ed Buri? I bet you have a good excuse for not being at En Gedi last Friday night...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your parents bought you a one year old car for your 16th birthday? Please tell me again how cheap they are

Oh, your parents bought you a one year old car for your 16th birthday? Please tell me again how cheap they are  Condescending Wonka
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