Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't pronounce the a at the end of mozzarella Please tell me more about your italian heritage

Oh, you don't pronounce the a at the end of mozzarella
 Please tell me more about your italian heritage  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just bought a competition recurve bow? tell me more about your professional archery career.

Oh, you just bought a competition recurve bow? tell me more about your professional archery career.   Condescending Wonka

You THINK CM PUNK SUCKS TELL ME HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THE WWE CHAMPION

You THINK CM PUNK SUCKS TELL ME HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THE WWE CHAMPION  Condescending Wonka

ah vas a pascua joven debes de ser tan pura y responsable en tu vida

ah vas a pascua joven debes de ser tan pura y responsable en tu vida  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a Free Market Libertarian. How do I log onto your private internet to chat you up about all your satellites you put into orbit?

Oh, so you're a Free Market Libertarian. How do I log onto your private internet to chat you up about all your satellites you put into orbit?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you make exeter memes? i'll bet you have all sorts of keen social insight

Oh, you make exeter memes? i'll bet you have all sorts of keen social insight  Condescending Wonka

Men are all pigs? Please tell me more about the perfection of women

Men are all pigs? Please tell me more about the perfection of women  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you bought a silver Honda Civic? I bet it goes great with your white sunglasses.

Oh, you bought a silver Honda Civic? I bet it goes great with your white sunglasses.  Condescending Wonka

You get blackout drunk on a weekday? You must be such a badass.

You get blackout drunk on a weekday? You must be such a badass.  Condescending Wonka

Your most famous alumnus is Roy Chapman Who?

Your most famous alumnus is  Roy Chapman Who?  Condescending Wonka
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