Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear Cargo Pants? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, You Wear Cargo Pants? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka

YOu broke up with your teen crush you must feel so bad

YOu broke up with your teen crush you must feel so bad  Condescending Wonka

Oh! You went to Barstool Blackout at the Wellmont Theater in Montclair? You must have had an amazing time!

Oh! You went to Barstool Blackout at the  Wellmont Theater in Montclair? You must have had an amazing time!   Condescending Wonka

So you didn't buy your parts from Diesel Dawgs Performance? I bet you feel real stupid

So you didn't buy your parts from Diesel Dawgs Performance? I bet you feel real stupid  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You know of Frodo Baggins? You must be the hugest Lord Of The Rings fan

Oh, You know of Frodo Baggins? You must be the hugest Lord Of The Rings fan  Condescending Wonka

Oh your in the Air Force and you're not Security Forces? Please tell me more about how your life is so difficult

Oh your in the Air Force and you're not Security Forces? Please tell me more about how your life is so difficult  Condescending Wonka

Office romance eh? Tell me about how it will last forever...

Office romance eh?
 Tell me about how it will last forever...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you went to Newtown HS? Please do tell me of how it was the best time of your life?!

Oh, so you went to Newtown HS? Please do tell me of how it was the best time of your life?!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're with 1st ceb I'm sure the grunts don't think your a POG

Oh, you're with 1st ceb I'm sure the grunts don't think your a POG   Condescending Wonka

You post sex gifs on tumblr Tell me how you can relate to all those experiences

You post sex gifs on tumblr Tell me how you can relate to all those experiences   Condescending Wonka
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