Condescending Wonka

*Home Alone* Expectation: Partyyyyy! Reality: Peeing with the door open

*Home Alone* Expectation: Partyyyyy! Reality: Peeing with the door open  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you're modifying a Bora Tell me about all the original plans you have for it

Oh so you're modifying a Bora Tell me about all the original plans you have for it   Condescending Wonka

Gun laws would prevent shooting sprees? Please tell me how criminals follow laws

Gun laws would prevent shooting sprees? Please tell me how criminals follow laws  Condescending Wonka

I do admire Wonka. He's a true capitalist. His factory has zero government regulations, slave labor, and an indoor boat. Wonderful.

I do admire Wonka. He's a true capitalist.  His factory has zero government regulations, slave labor, and an indoor boat. Wonderful.  Condescending Wonka

dont mind me Just admiring how weak you are.

dont mind me Just admiring how weak you are.  Condescending Wonka

So you learned the lyrics to "blind the eyeless" by heart? Please, explain me their meaning

So you learned the lyrics to

I can't wait to go home and do my roomates dishes said no one ever!

I can't wait to go home  and do my roomates dishes said no one ever!  Condescending Wonka

Complaining about Superman being too powerful? God forbid they have someone with the word "super" in their name actually be super.

Complaining about Superman being too powerful? God forbid they have someone with the word

Nsa recording emails and phone records? please tell me more about how this is shocking news.

Nsa recording emails and phone records? please tell me more about how this is shocking news.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you thought of a joke about the hunger games? How deliciously clever you must be

Oh, you thought of a joke about the hunger games? How deliciously clever you must be  Condescending Wonka
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