Condescending Wonka

So, you fell asleep in the getaway car while your friends were robbing someone's house and you didn't know about it? you could of given me a lollipop first if you thought i was such a sucker.

So, you fell asleep in the getaway car while your friends were robbing someone's house and you didn't know about it?  you could of given me a lollipop first if you thought i was such a sucker.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Marvel pools at Evo are 2/3? Please tell me more about your game that's featured at every major, always has high numbers, and will never have 9 AM finals.

Oh, Marvel pools at Evo are 2/3? Please tell me more about your game that's featured at every major, always has high numbers, and will never have 9 AM finals.  Condescending Wonka

You've seen the World War Z trailer? Please, tell me more about how shit you think the movie is

You've seen the World War Z trailer? Please, tell me more about how shit you think the movie is  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an auditor? Please.. Enlighten me on how many friends you have

Oh, you're an auditor? Please.. Enlighten me on how many friends you have  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so I'm immature for playing video games? Please tell me how Twilight, Hunger Games, & Nicholas Sparks novels have taught you about reality...

Oh, so I'm immature for playing video games? Please tell me how Twilight, Hunger Games, & Nicholas Sparks novels have taught you about reality...  Condescending Wonka

OH so Nintendo recycle all of their games do they? Remind me.. How many Final fantasy games are there?

OH so Nintendo recycle all of their games do they? Remind me.. How many Final fantasy games are there?  Condescending Wonka

shutting down reddit to protest sopa? maybe conservapedia should shut down to protest abortion

shutting down reddit to protest sopa? maybe conservapedia should shut down to protest abortion  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have thick rimmed glasses? You must be such a nerd.

Oh, you have thick rimmed glasses? You must be such a nerd.   Condescending Wonka

Israel is committed to a two-state solution? Those settlements must build themselves.

Israel is committed to a two-state solution? Those settlements must build themselves.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your entire wardrobe consists of Tapout clothing? Please tell me about professional fighting career

Oh, your entire wardrobe consists of Tapout clothing? Please tell me about professional fighting career  Condescending Wonka
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