Condescending Wonka

You just had sex? Please tell us about how you are so much better than everyone else...

You just had sex? Please tell us about how you are so much better than everyone else...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you do stuff that is very normal and boring Tell me more about how you must be the only one

Oh, so you do stuff that is  very normal and boring Tell me more about how you must be the only one  Condescending Wonka

A months volunteering in Africa? You're going to make such a big difference

A months volunteering in Africa? You're going to make such a big difference  Condescending Wonka

Dubstep Eh? Tell me more about this dirty drop...

Dubstep Eh? Tell me more about this dirty drop...  Condescending Wonka

Oh you joined a sorority? please tell me all about it

Oh you joined a sorority? please tell me all about it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your a 90's Kid? Please remind me on facebook every day

Oh, your a 90's Kid? Please remind me on facebook  every day  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've posted new baby pictures? Please, show me more.

Oh, you've posted new baby pictures? Please, show me more.   Condescending Wonka

you spent all night smoking weed? please, tell me more of this extravigant lifestyle of yours

you spent all night smoking weed? please, tell me more of this extravigant lifestyle of yours  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a recorder player? I bet you'll be really successful in life.

Oh, you're a recorder player? I bet you'll be really successful in life.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you have your hat backwards You must be very badass

Oh so you have your hat backwards You must be very badass  Condescending Wonka
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