Condescending Wonka

YOU'RE WEARING A BACKWARDS POLO HAT? YOU MUST BE FROM MIDLAND

YOU'RE WEARING A BACKWARDS POLO HAT? YOU MUST BE FROM MIDLAND  Condescending Wonka

please, continue to post iphone screenshots of the weather forecast

please, continue to post iphone screenshots of the weather forecast  Condescending Wonka

you have a polypro hoop and you hoop dance to beats antique? you must be the most unique hoop dancer ever.

you have a polypro hoop and you hoop dance to beats antique?
 you must be the most unique hoop dancer ever.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have Alzheimer's? Please tell me more about how I look like your son, mom.

Oh, you have Alzheimer's? Please tell me more about how I look like your son, mom.  Condescending Wonka

He cheated WITH you and now your scared he will cheat ON you? bet thats a bitch

He cheated WITH you and now your scared he will cheat ON you? bet thats a bitch  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Facebook went public? So you can invest your money the same way you invest your time.

Oh, Facebook went public? So you can invest your money the same way you invest your time.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you take a picture of your starbucks cup on instagram? How original.

Oh, you take a picture of your starbucks cup on instagram?
 How original.  Condescending Wonka

You listen to Good Charlotte? Please tell me how much you love punk rock. Caption 3 goes here

You listen to Good Charlotte? Please tell me how much you love punk rock. Caption 3 goes here  Condescending Wonka

You gonna lern wat a long dick is alright alrught alrifght

You gonna lern wat a long dick is alright alrught alrifght  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you rode your friend's pony once? Please tell me everything there is to know about Olympic dressage

Oh, you rode your friend's pony once? Please tell me everything there is to know about Olympic dressage  Condescending Wonka
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