Condescending Wonka

OH, you're still talking? I literally can't remember a single word you just said

OH, you're still talking?  I literally can't remember a single word you just said  Condescending Wonka

Oh you just got into grad school? You must have turned down so many job offers first

Oh you just got into grad school? You must have turned down so many job offers first  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you want to be a heart surgeon? i don't think this technical college offers that major

oh, so you want to be a heart surgeon? i don't think this technical college offers that major  Condescending Wonka

khakis and Sperrys? How daring

khakis and Sperrys? How daring  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You go to St. Olaf? Tell me how your school is my school's rival.

Oh, You go to St. Olaf? Tell me how your school is my school's rival.  Condescending Wonka

Your Team Beat NC State? They must have so much talent

Your Team Beat NC State? They must have so much talent  Condescending Wonka

Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6... Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single.

Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6... Your minivan had me under the impression you were wild & single.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think jock Ross was a cunt? Please tell me about all your encounters with him personally.

Oh, you think jock Ross was a cunt?  Please tell me about all your encounters with him personally.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you listen to skrillex? Tell me how you know everything about Dubstep

Oh you listen to skrillex? Tell me how you know everything about Dubstep  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your car with Utah plates has a Romney Sticker? Tell Me MORE

Oh, your car with Utah plates has a Romney Sticker? Tell Me MORE  Condescending Wonka
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