Condescending Wonka

So you think you know bebop? Please, show me how the bridge to Hot House goes...

So you think you know bebop?
 Please, show me how the bridge to Hot House goes...  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you said "happy zombie jesus day"? tell me more about how you came up with this original joke all by yourself

Oh, you said

You don't listen to Dave Ramsey? What are you? Stuupid?

You don't listen to Dave Ramsey? What are you?  Stuupid?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're playing the skrillex remix of "LEVELS" followed by "CInema" Please, Tell me all about your extensive history in EDM

Oh, you're playing the skrillex remix of

Oh, You've had two failed engagements in the past 6 months??? You must know so much about relationships

Oh, You've had two failed engagements in the past 6 months??? You must know so much about relationships  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a tagger? I liked to practice writing my name when I was 6 too!

Oh, you're a tagger? I liked to practice writing my name when I was 6 too!  Condescending Wonka

You found out you're pregnant on April 1st? please tell me how you came up with that all by yourself.

You found out you're pregnant on April 1st? please tell me how you came up with that all by yourself.  Condescending Wonka

So you dated assholes Please tell me how all men are the same

So you dated assholes Please tell me how all men are the same  Condescending Wonka

OH, what a nice camera you have... You must be a great photographer

OH, what a nice camera you have... You must be a great photographer  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you are a blonde with a boob job and have all these male friends who are always there to help you out. They must love your personality

Oh,you are a blonde with a boob job and have all these male friends who are always there to help you out. They must love your personality  Condescending Wonka
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