Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive an Audi? You must be the classiest man alive.

Oh, you drive an Audi? You must be the classiest man alive.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you retweet every compliment you get you've reached a new level of sad. CONGRATULATIONS

Oh, you retweet every compliment you get you've reached a new level of sad. CONGRATULATIONS  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Music Major? You'll definitely contribute to society.

Oh, you're a Music Major? You'll definitely contribute to society.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're going into pre-med? We'll see about that

Oh, you're going into pre-med? We'll see about that  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you say god is the creator of the earth? You must have a beautiful handwriting

Oh, you say god is the creator of the earth? You must have a beautiful handwriting  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have the perfect boyfriend? please, tell us more about the cliche gifts he got you

Oh you have the perfect boyfriend? please, tell us more about the cliche gifts he got you  Condescending Wonka

Oh you went to the bon iver concert? you must be best buds with justin vernon

Oh you went to the bon iver concert? you must be best buds with justin vernon  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're posting reddit links on facebook? Please, post more. I haven't seen them on the front page yet.

Oh, you're posting reddit links on facebook? Please, post more. I haven't seen them on the front page yet.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you smoked a joint once? please inform us of the dangers of weed

Oh you smoked a joint once? please inform us of the dangers of weed  Condescending Wonka

you own every blink-182 album? You must be a real punk.

you own every blink-182 album? You must be a real punk.  Condescending Wonka
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