Condescending Wonka

Oh you're playing the lottery? you must have the golden ticket

Oh you're playing the lottery? you must have the golden ticket  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you own a franchise of bakery's? You must be rolling in dough

Oh, you own a franchise of bakery's? You must be rolling in dough  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a lakers snapback and lebron jersey? You must love basketball so much!

Oh, you have a lakers snapback and lebron jersey? You must love basketball so much!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're reconciling with your estranged wife? Tell me again how's she's not bat shit crazy anymore.

Oh, you're reconciling with your estranged wife? Tell me again how's she's not bat shit crazy anymore.  Condescending Wonka

you passed me after i was hit with a leader shell? You must be a great mariokart player

you passed me after i was hit with a leader shell? You must be a great mariokart player  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you put a sticky note on the map with your suite group on it? Tell me all about how stress free room draw is.

Oh, so you put a sticky note on the map with your suite group on it? Tell me all about how stress free room draw is.  Condescending Wonka

You listen to underground rap? Please tell me more about how obscure your favorite rapper is.

You listen to underground rap? Please tell me more about how obscure your favorite rapper is.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a busy law student? No wonder you spend so much time on Facebook.

Oh, you're a busy law student? No wonder you spend so much time on Facebook.  Condescending Wonka

Your profile picture is in black and white and tilted to the side? Wow, you're so artistic.

Your profile picture is in black and white and tilted to the side? Wow, you're so artistic.  Condescending Wonka

oh you didnt dress like a slut. tell me more about why you're better than every1

oh you didnt dress like a slut. tell me more about why you're better than every1  Condescending Wonka
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