Condescending Wonka

John 3:16? Oh, it all makes so much sense now.

John 3:16? Oh, it all makes so much sense now.  Condescending Wonka

You like One Direction? Name one song other than what makes you beautiful

You like One Direction? Name one song other than what makes you beautiful  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're winning who wants to be a millionaire on facebook? Please, tell me how much smarter you are than all of humanity.

Oh you're winning who wants to be a millionaire on facebook? Please, tell me how much smarter you are than all of humanity.  Condescending Wonka

Oh the steelers got rid of hines ward? They must be such a respectable team now

Oh the steelers got rid of hines ward? They must be such a respectable team now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you reveal your true feelings on tumblr? you're so brave

Oh, you reveal your true feelings on tumblr? you're so brave  Condescending Wonka

I see you powerlift. Please, tell me everything you know about the one obscure soviet weightligting text you read.

I see you powerlift. Please, tell me everything you know about the one obscure soviet weightligting text you read.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you're on the royals basketball team You must be really athletic, strong, handsome, and awesome

Oh so you're on the royals basketball team You must be really athletic, strong, handsome, and awesome  Condescending Wonka

oh you have a leg injury must be inconvenient

oh you have a leg injury must be inconvenient  Condescending Wonka

you watched schoolhouse rock? I'm sorry, I didn't realize your qualifications in the field of law

you watched schoolhouse rock? I'm sorry, I didn't realize your qualifications in the field of law  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can quote Neil deGrasse Tyson? You must be so profound

Oh, you can quote Neil deGrasse Tyson? You must be so profound  Condescending Wonka
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