Confession Bear

I type "kill yourself" as an answer to every question on omegle Just hoping that i see on the news that someone actually did it.

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I buy pajama pants with button holes So I don't have to take off my pants to masturbate

I buy pajama pants with button holes So I don't have to take off my pants to masturbate  Confession Bear

I've jerked off to pictures of all my friends that are girls

I've jerked off to pictures of all my friends that are girls  Confession Bear

The last girl I was with destroyed me. So I have been lying to my friends about my dating life for the last 4 years to avoid dealing with it.

The last girl I was with destroyed me. So I have been lying to my friends about my dating life for the last 4 years to avoid dealing with it.  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a really fat white girl in her 20's with a baby carriage I go out of my way to make sure her baby is mullato. I'm never wrong.

Whenever I see a really fat white girl in her 20's with a baby carriage I go out of my way to make sure her baby is mullato. I'm never wrong.   Confession Bear

Driving 4 hours to meet up with my daughter to see Star Trek Friday - haven't seen her since January Already saw it tonight at the early preview b/c I've gone to every opening night of a Trek film

Driving 4 hours to meet up with my daughter to see Star Trek Friday - haven't seen her since January Already saw it tonight at the early preview b/c I've gone to every opening night of a Trek film  Confession Bear

I make fake dating profiles To make fun of single moms and fat chicks

I make fake dating profiles To make fun of single moms and fat chicks  Confession Bear

$20 fell on the ground when I was taking my girlfriends clothes out of the dryer I didn't tell her and bought myself dinner with it

$20 fell on the ground when I was taking my girlfriends clothes out of the dryer I didn't tell her and bought myself dinner with it  Confession Bear

My gf of 4 years came out to me as Bicurious and wanting to experiment with women and me Thanks to my insecurities and fear of competition from more partners I broke up with her a week later.

My gf of 4 years came out to me as Bicurious and wanting to experiment with women and me Thanks to my insecurities and fear of competition from more partners I broke up with her a week later.   Confession Bear

This is my favorite meme because I love reading how fucked up you guys are.

This is my favorite meme because I love reading how fucked up you guys are.  Confession Bear
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