Confession Bear

I heard the custodians talking shit about me so i shit on the floor in the employee bathroom

I heard the custodians talking shit about me so i shit on the floor in the employee bathroom  Confession Bear

I have never heard a song by one direction

I have never heard a song by 
one direction   Confession Bear

I don't really mind Rick Astley and I was never upset by getting rick rolled

I don't really mind Rick Astley and I was never upset by getting rick rolled  Confession Bear

When my wife's out of the house, I tell fart and poop jokes to my five year old son Because he thinks they're hilarious

When my wife's out of the house,    I tell fart and poop jokes to my  five year old son Because he thinks they're hilarious  Confession Bear

I'm only good at rough sex because i hate my wife

I'm only good at rough sex because i hate my wife  Confession Bear

IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO YOUR WIFE I ASSUME YOU'RE A BAD HUSBAND

IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO YOUR WIFE I ASSUME YOU'RE A BAD HUSBAND  Confession Bear

I have more sympathy for animals than i do for other people

I have more sympathy for animals than i do for other people  Confession Bear

I don't care if you "nailed it" on halloween

I don't care if you

My dad raped me and gave me herpes three weeks before my 10th birthday

My dad raped me and gave me herpes three weeks before my 10th birthday  Confession Bear

I've never watched an entire episode of Seinfeld Because I don't think it's funny at all.

I've never watched an entire episode of Seinfeld Because I don't think it's funny at all.  Confession Bear
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