Confession Bear

If you change your profile picture every week I will automatically assume you are vain

If you change your profile picture every week I will automatically assume you are vain  Confession Bear

When I first heard of Lil Wayne's condition I was upset that the doctors hadn't let him die

When I first heard of Lil Wayne's condition I was upset that the doctors hadn't let him die  Confession Bear

my dad gives me $20 for lunch every monday but i never buy school lunches

my dad gives me $20 for lunch every monday but i never buy school lunches  Confession Bear

I never remember anyones name after they've been introduced to me Because I don't give a shit what their name is

I never remember anyones name after they've been introduced to me Because I don't give a shit what their name is  Confession Bear

My roommate kept using my shampoo, even after I told her to use her own, So I peed in the bottle, and watched it get more and more empty every week.

My roommate kept using my shampoo, even after I told her to use her own, So I peed in the bottle, and watched it get more and more empty every week.  Confession Bear

The more educated I become the more I hate people

The more educated I become the more I hate people  Confession Bear

I bang my scrub brush on my sink late at night when I'm drunk to make their dog bark and wake them up

I bang my scrub brush on my sink late at night when I'm drunk to make their dog bark and wake them up  Confession Bear

I want the Boston Marathon bomber to be a member of the Westboro Baptist Church

I want the Boston Marathon bomber to be a member of the Westboro Baptist Church  Confession Bear

I like naked women

I like naked women  Confession Bear

I don't mention my two youngest siblings when people ask how many brothers/sisters i have

I don't mention my two youngest siblings when people ask how many brothers/sisters i have  Confession Bear
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