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I like eating asparagus because it makes my pee smell funky

I like eating asparagus because it makes my pee smell funky Confession Bear
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Until Today I thought Reddit had some weird obsession with actual trees

Until Today I thought Reddit had some weird obsession with actual trees Confession Bear
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MY PEERS ALWAYS ASK HOW I WRITE SO WELL AND FOR HELP ON THEIR ESSAYS ITS BECAUSE I WRITE EROTIC FANFICTION IN EXPLICIT DETAIL

MY PEERS ALWAYS ASK HOW I WRITE SO WELL AND FOR HELP ON THEIR ESSAYS ITS BECAUSE I WRITE EROTIC FANFICTION IN EXPLICIT DETAIL Confession Bear
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Me and my girlfriend had sex in a church I pulled out and came on the floor, but it got on her shoe so I wiped it on the cushion that the pastor sits on

Me and my girlfriend had sex in a church I pulled out and came on the floor, but it got on her shoe so I wiped it on the cushion that the pastor sits on Confession Bear
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I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog

I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog Confession Bear
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When I was thirteen I tried to kill my father by switching all his insulin with water

When I was thirteen I tried to kill my father by switching all his insulin with water Confession Bear
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I only use the bathroom exhaust to muffle the sounds of me pooping

I only use the bathroom exhaust to muffle the sounds of me pooping Confession Bear
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I don't give a shit About your toilets

I don't give a shit About your toilets Confession Bear
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I love having sex with my wife because she looks almost identical to our daughter

I love having sex with my wife because she looks almost identical to our daughter Confession Bear
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I like it when massive natural disasters happen They're exciting to watch and I think there are too many people on Earth anyway

I like it when massive natural disasters happen They're exciting to watch and I think there are too many people on Earth anyway Confession Bear
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