Confession Bear

I use a dark towel to dry off at my girlfriends house In fear I'll leave a brown stain upon drying my ass

I use a dark towel to dry off at my girlfriends house In fear I'll leave a brown stain upon drying my ass  Confession Bear

I lie about the date on school papers So my teacher won't think I always do the work the night before

I lie about the date on school papers So my teacher won't think I always do the work the night before    Confession Bear

EK WIL NIE WERK NIE... EK WIL NET BRAAI!

EK WIL NIE WERK NIE... EK WIL NET BRAAI!  Confession Bear

Whenever my dog shows me a confused look on his face I say what I believe he is thinking with a thick black accent

Whenever my dog shows me a confused look on his face I say what I believe he is thinking with a thick black accent  Confession Bear

reddit has become boring and I have no idea what to do with my time

reddit has become boring and I have no idea what to do with my time  Confession Bear

I USE CONFESSION BEAR TO POST EDGY POPULAR OPINIONS SO THAT YOU WILL GIVE ME INTERNET POINTS

I USE CONFESSION BEAR TO POST EDGY POPULAR OPINIONS SO THAT YOU WILL GIVE ME INTERNET POINTS  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a funny post on the front page of reddit I post it on 9gag

Whenever I see a funny post on the front page of reddit I post it on 9gag  Confession Bear

I am 6 Foot 6 inches tall and girls assume I have a big dick I Don't

I am 6 Foot 6 inches tall and girls assume I have a big dick I Don't  Confession Bear

Until 5 minutes ago I thought a cake day was just what people in other countries called birthdays

Until 5 minutes ago I thought a cake day was just what people in other countries called birthdays  Confession Bear

i wasn't really scratching my nose i was picking it

i wasn't really scratching my nose i was picking it  Confession Bear
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