Confession Bear

As a male with no girlfriend i cringe deep down inside whenever i hear about couples dating for the first time

As a male with no girlfriend i cringe deep down inside whenever i hear about couples dating for the first time  Confession Bear

I think Myspace's new radio Is better than Pandora's

I think Myspace's new radio Is better than Pandora's  Confession Bear

I don't bother to give up votes to the posts on the front page Because I thinks they have enough already

I don't bother to give up votes to the posts on the front page Because I thinks they have enough already   Confession Bear

I wear headphones in the city so I can pretend I don't hear the homeless ask me for money.

I wear headphones in the city so I can pretend I don't hear the homeless ask me for money.  Confession Bear

When I was 13 I stole a $100 bill from my best friend's birthday money and flushed it down the down the toilet because he was a spoiled brat.

When I was 13 I stole a $100 bill from my best friend's birthday money and flushed it down the down the toilet because he was a spoiled brat.  Confession Bear

I'm an Atheist... who hates Atheists.

I'm an Atheist... who hates Atheists.  Confession Bear

GIRLS PRAISE ME FOR ALWAYS REMEMBERING TO LEAVE THE SEAT DOWN FOR THEM I NEVER LIFT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

GIRLS PRAISE ME FOR ALWAYS REMEMBERING TO LEAVE THE SEAT DOWN FOR THEM I NEVER LIFT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE  Confession Bear

I'm glad she didn't tell me she was pregnant I don't want that decision on my conscience

I'm glad she didn't tell me she was pregnant I don't want that decision on my conscience  Confession Bear

Sometimes I purposely make my wife mad So she sleeps on the couch and I get the whole bed to myself

Sometimes I purposely make my wife mad So she sleeps on the couch and I get the whole bed to myself  Confession Bear

The Boston Marathon bombing got me an extension on my paper Happy

The Boston Marathon bombing got me an extension on my paper Happy  Confession Bear
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