Confession Bear

Took a girl home for a one night stand she doesn't know that 3 hrs earlier i was 69ing a tranny

Took a girl home for a one night stand she doesn't know that 3 hrs earlier i was 69ing a tranny  Confession Bear

I really hate reddit using the word karma

I really hate reddit using the word  karma  Confession Bear

I really don't care if i dry my face and balls on the same spot of the towel

I really don't care if i dry my face and balls on the same spot of the towel  Confession Bear

I told my friends and family the lump was an infection. There's actually a good chance it's cancer.

I told my friends and family the lump was an infection. There's actually a good chance it's cancer.  Confession Bear

I HAVE BEEN ON REDDIT FOR A YEAR AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK A CAKEDAY OR KARMA IS

I HAVE BEEN ON REDDIT FOR A YEAR AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK A CAKEDAY OR KARMA IS  Confession Bear

I dont like people

I dont like people  Confession Bear

When I call to cancel service I say I lost my job so they don't try to talk me out of it

When I call to cancel service I say I lost my job so they don't try to talk me out of it  Confession Bear

I usually invite girls to a comedy club This way I get the credit for a fun date

I usually invite girls to a comedy club This way I get the credit for a fun date  Confession Bear

IF YOU BUY JOHNNIE WALKER ANYTHING I ASSUME YOU DON"T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SCOTCH

IF YOU BUY JOHNNIE WALKER ANYTHING I ASSUME YOU DON

I like the overly attached girlfriend meme Because it makes me feel better about how i act in a relationship

I like the overly attached girlfriend meme Because it makes me feel better about how i act in a relationship  Confession Bear
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