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I talk nicely to my car In hopes that it will continue to run

I talk nicely to my car In hopes that it will continue to run Confession Bear
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Sometimes I feel sacrificing a goat to the compiler would yield more result than actually looking through my code

Sometimes I feel sacrificing a goat to the compiler would yield more result than actually looking through my code Confession Bear
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ON A LOCAL MESSAGE BOARD IN 2010, I PRETENDED TO BE A PSYCHIC PREDICTING AN EARTHQUAKE FOR MY SMALL APPALACHIAN TOWN EVERYONE FREAKED OUT AND THE COUNTY SCHOOL SYSTEM HAD EARTHQUAKE DRILLS

ON A LOCAL MESSAGE BOARD IN 2010, I PRETENDED TO BE A PSYCHIC PREDICTING AN EARTHQUAKE FOR MY SMALL APPALACHIAN TOWN EVERYONE FREAKED OUT AND THE COUNTY SCHOOL SYSTEM HAD EARTHQUAKE DRILLS Confession Bear
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I never click on TIL links Because they tell me everything in the title

I never click on TIL links Because they tell me everything in the title Confession Bear
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When I was in a relationship all I could think of was how awesome the sex was. Now I just want a girl to hold and cuddle.

When I was in a relationship all I could think of was how awesome the sex was. Now I just want a girl to hold and cuddle. Confession Bear
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I want truly equal rights for women So when they get mouthy I can knock them the fuck out

I want truly equal rights for women So when they get mouthy I can knock them the fuck out Confession Bear
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My wife never listens when I say set the alarm before you leave So when someone broke into our house last Friday, stealing all her jewelry and laptop, I laughed on the inside.

My wife never listens when I say set the alarm before you leave So when someone broke into our house last Friday, stealing all her jewelry and laptop, I laughed on the inside. Confession Bear
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I cheated my way through second grade I still don't know how to read analog clocks, i'm 22.

I cheated my way through second grade I still don't know how to read analog clocks, i'm 22. Confession Bear
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MY GIRLFRIEND IS FRENCH SPEAKING SHE HAS NEVER KNOWN FOR 2 YEARS THAT I AM FLUENT IN FRENCH

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FRENCH SPEAKING SHE HAS NEVER KNOWN FOR 2 YEARS THAT I AM FLUENT IN FRENCH Confession Bear
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WHEN I NOTICE A TYPO I CHECK THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE RIGHT AND WRONG LETTERS ON THE KEYBOARD

WHEN I NOTICE A TYPO I CHECK THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE RIGHT AND WRONG LETTERS ON THE KEYBOARD Confession Bear
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