Confession Bear

I'm afraid I'll never get married because movies have made me afraid that I'll never be able to satisfy my wife at all...

I'm afraid I'll never get married because movies have made me afraid that I'll never be able to satisfy my wife at all...  Confession Bear

I killed them

I killed them  Confession Bear

I believe the most important part about a relationship is caring about the other person But I can't be in a relationship if we're not having sex

I believe the most important part about a relationship is caring about the other person But I can't be in a relationship if we're not having sex  Confession Bear

I actually think Kate Upton isn't sexy at all

I actually think Kate Upton isn't sexy at all  Confession Bear

I tell people my moms dead during "yo momma" jokes just to see their reactions and then say i'm kidding

I tell people my moms dead during

sometimes I go on the internet and just tell lies

sometimes I go on the internet and just tell lies  Confession Bear

For mothers day one year I had no money due to my addiction so I ransacked graveyards for flowers to give to her as presents

For mothers day one year I had no money due to my addiction so I ransacked graveyards for flowers to give to her as presents  Confession Bear

I like Tank Controls

I like  Tank Controls  Confession Bear

My friends know my reddit username and will definitely click this hoping for a crazy confession

My friends know my reddit username and will definitely click this hoping for a crazy confession  Confession Bear

When I was 13 and had bad breakouts I would wipe my own semen all over my face because I heard it was good for your skin

When I was 13 and had bad breakouts I would wipe my own semen all over my face because I heard it was good for your skin  Confession Bear
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