Confession Bear

I took a shit in the woods and wiped my ass with a rabbit

I took a shit in the woods and wiped my ass with a rabbit  Confession Bear

I GOT PREGNANT WHILE WITH AN OVERLY RELIGIOUS GUY HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE PREGNANCY OR ABORTION

I GOT PREGNANT WHILE WITH AN OVERLY RELIGIOUS GUY HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE PREGNANCY OR ABORTION  Confession Bear

People in Kentucky don't actually drink Mint Julips, we just sell them to tourists. We don't adulterate quality Bourbon with mint

People in Kentucky don't actually drink Mint Julips, we just sell them to tourists. We don't adulterate quality Bourbon with mint  Confession Bear

I masturbate so much that my cat is used to the noise She doesn't even bother getting off the bed

I masturbate so much that my cat is used to the noise She doesn't even bother getting off the bed  Confession Bear

I honestly think the world would be better off if we killed the entire black population.

I honestly think the world would be better off if we killed the entire black population.  Confession Bear

Everyone asks me why I don't want to celebrate my birthday tomorrow My father raped me on my seventh birthday in the backyard. Every birthday brings back horrifying memories.

Everyone asks me why I don't want to celebrate my birthday tomorrow My father raped me on my seventh birthday in the backyard. Every birthday brings back horrifying memories.  Confession Bear

I look at the comments To see if someone else didn't get it and explained it

I look at the comments To see if someone else didn't get it and explained it  Confession Bear

I agreed to help try to get my friend pregnant she doesn't know I had a vasectomy 3 years ago

I agreed to help try to get my friend pregnant she doesn't know I had a vasectomy 3 years ago  Confession Bear

I don't want Chris Hansen to own the Kings So he doesn't build a new stadium and screw up my commute on game days

I don't want Chris Hansen to own the Kings So he doesn't build a new stadium and screw up my commute on game days  Confession Bear

I REALLY DONT CARE WHETHER OR NOT THERE'S WATER ON MERCURY

I REALLY DONT CARE WHETHER OR NOT THERE'S WATER ON MERCURY  Confession Bear
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