Confession Bear

i think you people looked hotter while you were on meth

i think you people looked hotter while you were on meth  Confession Bear

when my girlfriend is telling me something serious over the phone i just browse reddit and give an occasional grunt

when my girlfriend is telling me something serious over the phone i just browse reddit and give an occasional grunt  Confession Bear

i shave my face and pubes with the same razor

i shave my face and pubes  with the same razor  Confession Bear

I only found reddit because i was on 9gag

I only found reddit because i was on 9gag  Confession Bear

Sometimes I give my kid sleeping pills so I can sleep

Sometimes I give my kid sleeping pills so I can sleep  Confession Bear

I actually like apple maps

I actually like apple maps   Confession Bear

I sometimes log into r/atheism to downvote the shit out of everything...

I sometimes log into r/atheism to downvote the shit out of everything...  Confession Bear

I know the password to my neighbor's garage when I cut the grass for them But I ask them to open it for me so I don't look like a creep

I know the password to my neighbor's garage when I cut the grass for them But I ask them to open it for me so I don't look like a creep  Confession Bear

Sometimes, when I'm all alone I put ketchup on my steak

Sometimes, when I'm all alone I put ketchup on my steak  Confession Bear

Told my wife I had a headache and to please shut the car radio off during our drive home. Because Clouds by Zach Sobiech is in fact a really bad song.

Told my wife I had a headache and to please shut the car radio off during our drive home. Because Clouds by Zach Sobiech is in fact a really bad song.  Confession Bear
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