Confession Bear

I'm glad someone stole my sister's dog that she kept on a 4 ft leash all day while she was at work.

I'm glad someone stole my sister's dog that she kept on a 4 ft leash all day while she was at work.  Confession Bear

No body knows that within 5 minutes of being home I am nude for the rest of the night

No body knows that within 5 minutes of being home I am nude for the rest of the night  Confession Bear

USED TO HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR EX'S WHO TRIED RELENTLESSLY TO CONVINCE ME TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH THEM FELL IN LOVE WITH A GUY, AM NOW THAT EX

USED TO HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR EX'S WHO TRIED RELENTLESSLY TO CONVINCE ME TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH THEM FELL IN LOVE WITH A GUY, AM NOW THAT EX  Confession Bear

I want the price of BTC to tank for a day So I can buy in at a better price

I want the price of BTC to tank for a day So I can buy in at a better price  Confession Bear

My best friend used to go out with my crush So I took his phone and texted her mean things to get them to break up

My best friend used to go out with my crush So I took his phone and texted her mean things to get them to break up  Confession Bear

I broke the dam

 I broke the dam  Confession Bear

I don't think baby sloths are cute at all

I don't think baby sloths are cute at all  Confession Bear

I'm a straight man But whenever I eat a popsicle in the privacy of my own home, I suck it like a dick

I'm a straight man But whenever I eat a popsicle in the privacy of my own home, I suck it like a dick  Confession Bear

I subtly convince people not to buy their computers from me because I'm bad at convincing them to buy warranties and it looks bad on my record

I subtly convince people not to buy their computers from me because I'm bad at convincing them to buy warranties and it looks bad on my record  Confession Bear

When I'm too drunk and can't aim I'll just pee in the bath tub

When I'm too drunk and can't aim I'll just pee in the bath tub  Confession Bear
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