Confession Bear

I've owned every GTA game and have never beat a single one

I've owned every GTA game and have never beat a single one  Confession Bear

When I meet a girl the first thing I think about is what it would be like to get a BJ from her

When I meet a girl the first thing I think about is what it would be like to get a BJ from her  Confession Bear

I love having a wife that likes playing video games but i let her win because i'm afraid she'll lose interest if i actually try and end up roflstomp lolomgwtfpwning her

I love having a wife that likes playing video games but i let her win because i'm afraid she'll lose interest if i actually try and end up roflstomp lolomgwtfpwning her  Confession Bear

I don't really care that the government has records of all my calls

I don't really care that the government has records of all my calls  Confession Bear

I once went through the garbage for a beer that I had thrown away because it was Sunday and I couldn't buy alcohol

I once went through the garbage for a beer that I had thrown away because it was Sunday and I couldn't buy alcohol  Confession Bear

I kinda understand the Westboro Baptist Church if I believed there was an eternal hell, I'd sure as hell make sure nobody has to go there even if I made a complete jackass of myself

I kinda understand the Westboro Baptist Church if I believed there was an eternal hell, I'd sure as hell make sure nobody has to go there even if I made a complete jackass of myself  Confession Bear

I'm supposed to go to my friend's stag and doe but the Leafs game is on and it's more important to me, even though they'll lose

I'm supposed to go to my friend's stag and doe but the Leafs game is on and it's more important to me, even though they'll lose  Confession Bear

I steal from my job I feel guilty, but I only steal things I need, like toilet paper and cat food because I don't make enough money.

I steal from my job I feel guilty, but I only steal things I need, like toilet paper and cat food because I don't make enough money.  Confession Bear

I tell all my friends on reddit i never downvote because im a good guy i'm actually just too lazy

I tell all my friends on reddit i never downvote because im a good guy i'm actually just too lazy  Confession Bear

Of course I tell the kids I don't have a favorite I do

Of course I tell the kids I don't have a favorite I do  Confession Bear
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