Confession Bear

Sometimes my vagina smells like raisins

Sometimes my vagina smells like raisins  Confession Bear

WHEN I KNOW THE PARENTS AREN'T HELPING ME POTTY TRAIN THEIR CHILDREN I SEND THEM HOME IN UNDERWEAR AFTER GIVING THEM ICE COLD JUICE

WHEN I KNOW THE PARENTS AREN'T HELPING ME POTTY TRAIN THEIR CHILDREN I SEND THEM HOME IN UNDERWEAR AFTER GIVING THEM ICE COLD JUICE  Confession Bear

I was once bribed with hot dogs when umpiring a University pick up baseball game I made the bribing team lose even though my best friend was on the team

I was once bribed with hot dogs when umpiring a University pick up baseball game I made the bribing team lose even though my best friend was on the team  Confession Bear

My neighbors have a dog that barks at anything and everything for no reason I have started playing wolf howls at 2:00 in the morning to make their dog bark and wake them up in the middle of the night

My neighbors have a dog that barks at anything and everything for no reason I have started playing wolf howls at 2:00 in the morning to make their dog bark and wake them up in the middle of the night  Confession Bear

When my friend sends me links to stuff I have already seen I act surprised so he can feel superior

When my friend sends me links to stuff I have already seen I act surprised so he can feel superior  Confession Bear

I have a sink in my dorm room, and can't be bothered walking down the corridor to the bathroom So I piss in the sink

I have a sink in my dorm room, and can't be bothered walking down the corridor to the bathroom So I piss in the sink  Confession Bear

I clogged my friend's toilet with diarrhea and blamed it on the tutor

I clogged my friend's toilet with diarrhea and blamed it on the tutor   Confession Bear

I open doors for women Not to be a gentleman but to look at their ass as a follow them in

I open doors for women  Not to be a gentleman but to look at their ass as a follow them in  Confession Bear

We have been trying 3 months now. Every morning I make her breakfast. She doesn't know the orange juice has a crushed up morning after pill in it

We have been trying 3 months now. Every morning I make her breakfast.  She doesn't know the orange juice has a crushed up morning after pill in it  Confession Bear

I have no respect for people who say they can't find a job. There are plenty of minimum wage jobs that lead to management positions for people with good work ethics.

I have no respect for people who say they can't find a job. There are plenty of minimum wage jobs that lead to management positions for people with good work ethics.  Confession Bear
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