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Confession Bear

I used my abusive stepfathers electric shaver to manscape He is none the wiser and I look fantastic

I used my abusive stepfathers electric shaver to manscape He is none the wiser and I look fantastic Confession Bear
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I always use poop in the handicapped stall because it feels more luxurious

I always use poop in the handicapped stall because it feels more luxurious Confession Bear
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I think torture is wrong But if Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has information about who helped him, they should totally waterboard him

I think torture is wrong But if Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has information about who helped him, they should totally waterboard him Confession Bear
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Whenever I watch fail videos I usually hope the people concerned get seriously injured for being so fucking stupid

Whenever I watch fail videos I usually hope the people concerned get seriously injured for being so fucking stupid Confession Bear
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As I left home last night on an errand I was almost caught by a police radar speed trap in a 30mph zone On my way back I pretended to lose a race against a guy in a brand new Mercedes. I stopped just in time but he hit the speed trap at about 60mph

As I left home last night on an errand I was almost caught by a police radar speed trap in a 30mph zone On my way back I pretended to lose a race against a guy in a brand new Mercedes. I stopped just in time but he hit the speed trap at about 60mph Confession Bear
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EVERYTIME PEOPLE USE CONFESSION BEAR TO BRAG ABOUT THEIR UNCREDITED GOOD DEEDS I DOWNVOTE THEM WITH ALL FOUR OF MY ACCOUNTS

EVERYTIME PEOPLE USE CONFESSION BEAR TO BRAG ABOUT THEIR UNCREDITED GOOD DEEDS I DOWNVOTE THEM WITH ALL FOUR OF MY ACCOUNTS Confession Bear
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I turn down an old friend's constant requests to hang out Because he doesn't know he married the girl who molested me as a child

I turn down an old friend's constant requests to hang out Because he doesn't know he married the girl who molested me as a child Confession Bear
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I tell my girlfriend little white lies because I care about myself

I tell my girlfriend little white lies because I care about myself Confession Bear
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My 5 year old Pit Bull....... Is the only reason I'm alive, because I know he'd be killed in a shelter without me.

My 5 year old Pit Bull....... Is the only reason I'm alive, because I know he'd be killed in a shelter without me. Confession Bear
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I hate having to be the one to break up with a girlfriend so I just act like a shitty boyfriend until they break up with me

I hate having to be the one to break up with a girlfriend so I just act like a shitty boyfriend until they break up with me Confession Bear
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