Confession Bear

If your car is filled with trash I assume your house is the same way and you are a dirty person

If your car is filled with trash I assume your house is the same way and you are a dirty person  Confession Bear

my wife said that she wants a baby, so i got a vasectomy. and every night i use her to have sex.

my wife said that she wants a baby, so i got a vasectomy. and every night i use her to have sex.  Confession Bear

I drive in the left lane going the speed limit next to a person also going the limit because it slows down people who speed.

I drive in the left lane going the speed limit next to a person also going the limit because it slows down people who speed.  Confession Bear

I DON'T THINK THAT HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION SHOULD BE SUCH A BIG DEAL

I DON'T THINK THAT HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION SHOULD BE SUCH A BIG DEAL  Confession Bear

I never actually wash my legs while taking a shower

I never actually wash my legs while taking a shower  Confession Bear

I've been so much of an asshole to everyone I've ever known. I don't think that I deserve to make anymore friends.

I've been so much of an asshole to everyone I've ever known. I don't think that I deserve to make anymore friends.  Confession Bear

I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY LOVED ANYONE OF MY GIRLDRIENDS SO I HAVE RELATIONSHIP ONLY CAUSE I'AM NOT SO ATTRACTIVE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX EVERYTIME AND HOOKERS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE

I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY LOVED ANYONE OF MY GIRLDRIENDS SO I HAVE RELATIONSHIP ONLY CAUSE I'AM NOT SO ATTRACTIVE  TO HAVE CASUAL SEX EVERYTIME AND HOOKERS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE  Confession Bear

I absolutely love Smirnoff ice

I absolutely love Smirnoff ice  Confession Bear

I'm afraid of being affectionate towards my boyfriend because I don't want to be taken out of context and become an OAG meme

I'm afraid of being affectionate towards my boyfriend because I don't want to be taken out of context and become an OAG meme  Confession Bear

We have all been a Scumbag Steve at least once to someone.

We have all been a Scumbag Steve at least once to someone.  Confession Bear
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