Confession Bear

I only agree with my overly religious family Because if I argue they'll just quote the Bible to me

I only agree with my overly religious family Because if I argue they'll just quote the Bible to me  Confession Bear

I've always wondered what it felt like So I pooped in my hand

I've always wondered what it felt like So I pooped in my hand  Confession Bear

I stabbed myself in the forehead with a pencil And blamed it on the kid that I didn't like

I stabbed myself in the forehead with a pencil And blamed it on the kid that I didn't like  Confession Bear

My girlfriend likes to think that leaving her phone out in the open means I have nothing to worry about I quickly discovered her passcode and realized that she's been cheating on me ever since she set it

My girlfriend likes to think that leaving her phone out in the open means I have nothing to worry about I quickly discovered her passcode and realized that she's been cheating on me ever since she set it  Confession Bear

I'm American And i hate ranch dressing

I'm American And i hate ranch dressing  Confession Bear

I actually Don't like bacon

I actually  Don't like bacon  Confession Bear

IF YOU BROWSE YOUR iPOD BY SONG TITLE I'VE ALREADY ASSUMED YOUR MUSIC CHOICE IS BAD

IF YOU BROWSE YOUR iPOD BY SONG TITLE I'VE ALREADY ASSUMED YOUR MUSIC CHOICE IS BAD  Confession Bear

Some guy used my /r/depression and /r/amiugly posts to mock me So now I downvote everything he posts

Some guy used my /r/depression and /r/amiugly posts to mock me So now I downvote everything he posts  Confession Bear

I tell people I'm allergic to bees so I have a reason to freak out near them

I tell people I'm allergic to bees so I have a reason to freak out near them  Confession Bear

I actually think Kristen Stewart is hot

I actually think Kristen Stewart is hot  Confession Bear
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