Confession Bear

I lie and tell people i am a virgin to impress prude girls and deflower them

I lie and tell people i am a virgin to impress prude girls and deflower them  Confession Bear

I don't care Roger Ebert died The only reason I know him is because he was an asshole when Ryan Dunn died

I don't care Roger Ebert died The only reason I know him is because he was an asshole when Ryan Dunn died  Confession Bear

I tell everyone I lost my virginity at 17 I'm actually saving myself for marriage

I tell everyone I lost my virginity at 17 I'm actually saving myself for marriage  Confession Bear

At college I would consistently take one article of clothing from each laundry machine and sell them all to plato's closet at home over break

At college I would consistently take one article of clothing from each laundry machine and sell them all to plato's closet at home over break  Confession Bear

I WANT TO BUY A FLESHLIGHT BUT I WORRY THAT IT WOULD BE THE FIRST STEP DOWN A LONG AND LONELY ROAD

I WANT TO BUY A FLESHLIGHT BUT I WORRY THAT IT WOULD BE THE FIRST STEP DOWN A LONG AND LONELY ROAD  Confession Bear

I go to the 5th page and above of subreddits I go to and repost it on facebook So that my redditor friends won't know that they're from reddit

I go to the 5th page and above of subreddits I go to and repost it on facebook So that my redditor friends won't know that they're from reddit  Confession Bear

If I see old and run down vehicles with your company logo on them I avoid giving you my business because I assume you're bad at what you do and can't afford decent fleet vehicles for your employees

If I see old and run down vehicles with your company logo on them I avoid giving you my business because I assume you're bad at what you do and can't afford decent fleet vehicles for your employees  Confession Bear

I got -18 comment karma for saying i would have banged hermione in the first movie

I got -18 comment karma for saying i would have banged hermione in the first movie  Confession Bear

I thought scumbag fat people memes were hilarious I'm fat

I thought scumbag fat people memes were hilarious I'm fat  Confession Bear

Whenever someone buys me food and doesn't allow me to pay I sneak the amount due into their wallet

Whenever someone buys me food and doesn't allow me to pay I sneak the amount due into their wallet  Confession Bear
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