Confession Bear

if someone joins a diet craze I assume they're an idiot in all aspects of their life

if someone joins a diet craze I assume they're an idiot in all aspects of their life  Confession Bear

Whenever I smash a fruit fly, I'm singing "Another One Bits the Dust"

Whenever I smash a fruit fly, I'm singing

When my sisters were younger I would trade them two 1 dollar bills for their one 5 dollar bill telling them more was better

When my sisters were younger I would trade them two 1 dollar bills for their one 5 dollar bill telling them more was better  Confession Bear

I wait until the last day of NPR fund drives to donate I want everyone to suffer through the awkward begging for as long as possible

I wait until the last day of NPR fund drives to donate I want everyone to suffer through the awkward begging for as long as possible  Confession Bear

i don't like you guys I LOVE YOU GUYS!

i don't like you guys I LOVE YOU GUYS!  Confession Bear

Why am I single?? I love assholes, dancing with my girls and flirting for free drinks

Why am I single?? I love assholes, dancing with my girls and flirting for free drinks  Confession Bear

Only bad posts motivate me to vote, but then I feel guilty. So I pretty much randomly upvote the next thing I see.

Only bad posts motivate me to vote, but then I feel guilty.  So I pretty much randomly upvote the next thing I see.  Confession Bear

Have cancer? Me too.

Have cancer? Me too.  Confession Bear

I think people who get upset over the proper use of memes Are huge losers in real life

I think people who get upset over the proper use of memes Are huge losers in real life  Confession Bear

As someone who adores butches I happen to like women in binders

As someone who adores butches I happen to like women in binders  Confession Bear
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