Confession Bear

if you're on the internet I automatically assume you're white

if you're on the internet I automatically assume you're white  Confession Bear

I automatically hate overweight girls because I've never met one who wasn't a complete bitch

I automatically hate overweight girls  because I've never met one who wasn't a complete bitch  Confession Bear

I am usually the one that accidentally pockets your lighter

I am usually the one that accidentally pockets your lighter   Confession Bear

I killed my wife

I killed my wife  Confession Bear

I dont like nipple rings

I dont like nipple rings  Confession Bear

I am a woman that is extremely annoyed with the penis- envying radical feminists. thanks for embarrassing us. it's no wonder you're all alone. now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to make my boyfriend a sandwich.

I am a woman that is extremely annoyed with the penis- envying radical feminists. thanks for embarrassing us. it's no wonder you're all alone. now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to make my boyfriend a sandwich.  Confession Bear

I pretend to sleep in on Sundays So my overly Catholic mother doesn't make me go to Church

I pretend to sleep in on Sundays So my overly Catholic mother doesn't make me go to Church  Confession Bear

I think stereotyping white people as racist is just as bad as other racial stereotypes

I think stereotyping white people as racist is just as bad as other racial stereotypes  Confession Bear

I only wash my hands in the bathroom if there are witnesses

I only wash my hands in the bathroom if there are witnesses  Confession Bear

I like fries better Without Ketchup

I like fries better Without Ketchup  Confession Bear
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