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sometimes pooping is the most productive thing i do all day

sometimes pooping is the most productive thing i do all day Confession Bear
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When I need motivation to work out I look at facebook photos of bitches from high school who got fat

When I need motivation to work out I look at facebook photos of bitches from high school who got fat Confession Bear
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I got to SpaceDicks when depressed To feel normal

I got to SpaceDicks when depressed To feel normal Confession Bear
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My mother thinks she has a black-thumb But I've been pissing on her flowers for the last 5 years.

My mother thinks she has a black-thumb But I've been pissing on her flowers for the last 5 years. Confession Bear
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I tried to like the show Community but it just isn't funny

I tried to like the show Community but it just isn't funny Confession Bear
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Sometimes I wish my dad would die because he is the only thing standing between me and my dreams

Sometimes I wish my dad would die because he is the only thing standing between me and my dreams Confession Bear
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I'm glad that my half-black little cousin has autism because now he won't grow up to be a menace to society

I'm glad that my half-black little cousin has autism because now he won't grow up to be a menace to society Confession Bear
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I told my friend we shouldn't hang out anymore because I have scabies I really just don't want to be friends with someone who sneezes in their hand

I told my friend we shouldn't hang out anymore because I have scabies I really just don't want to be friends with someone who sneezes in their hand Confession Bear
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I am not racist but... I think the Waffen SS symbol looks badass

I am not racist but... I think the Waffen SS symbol looks badass Confession Bear
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Got ripped off on a coke deal once. Took down his license plate and told the cops he robbed me with a knife. The cops found the guy within an hour...he had a knife on him and he was charged with felony armed robbery

Got ripped off on a coke deal once. Took down his license plate and told the cops he robbed me with a knife. The cops found the guy within an hour...he had a knife on him and he was charged with felony armed robbery Confession Bear
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