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I am so poor I get guys to take me on dates just to get a free meal

I am so poor I get guys to take me on dates just to get a free meal Confession Bear
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I hate my friends But i don't have anyone else

I hate my friends But i don't have anyone else Confession Bear
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I pretend to lose my phone so I can get away from the wife and kids

I pretend to lose my phone so I can get away from the wife and kids Confession Bear
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I have a fetish for the smell of feces And my wife doesn't know I sneak into the bathroom and touch myself after she poops.

I have a fetish for the smell of feces And my wife doesn't know I sneak into the bathroom and touch myself after she poops. Confession Bear
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My boyfriend was in a car accident, totaled the car he loved, and had to be admitted to the hospital for head injuries But I was secretly glad because his car was a piece of crap and he had to get a new one

My boyfriend was in a car accident, totaled the car he loved, and had to be admitted to the hospital for head injuries But I was secretly glad because his car was a piece of crap and he had to get a new one Confession Bear
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i try to fart as loud as i can when no one is around

i try to fart as loud as i can when no one is around Confession Bear
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i always order veggie pizza so my roommates don't eat it

i always order veggie pizza so my roommates don't eat it Confession Bear
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Whenever I see someone post an "If I get so many likes, my significant other said I could do this..." on facebook I sincerely hope that they don't get that many likes

Whenever I see someone post an
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if you use an iPhone 4S or 5 i will automatically assume you are a sheep

if you use an iPhone 4S or 5 i will automatically assume you are a sheep Confession Bear
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If your pet isn't doing something cool I don't give a shit about your pet picture.

If your pet isn't doing something cool I don't give a shit about your pet picture. Confession Bear
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