Confession Bear

I always say I want someone who's got their shit together But I end up only chasing those who are pretty damaged.

I always say I want someone who's got their shit together But I end up only chasing those who are pretty damaged.  Confession Bear

Reddit was down during work time in class today STILL DIDN'T DO WORK

Reddit was down during work time in class today STILL DIDN'T DO WORK  Confession Bear

I'm lying to my best friend that I'm Bisexual, so we can continue sleeping together but I just haven't found a girl to take his spot and too selfish to give up sex.

I'm lying to my best friend that I'm Bisexual, so we can continue sleeping together but I just haven't found a girl to take his spot and too selfish to give up sex.  Confession Bear

I broke my cell phone once I put my phone in my pocket and went and taunted my brother by the swimming pool. Parents thought he broke it by throwing me in the pool

I broke my cell phone once I put my phone in my pocket and went and taunted my brother by the swimming pool. Parents thought he broke it by throwing me in the pool  Confession Bear

The only reason we dated was so I wouldn't still be a virgin before college

The only reason we dated was so I wouldn't still be a virgin before college  Confession Bear

I think Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

I think Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch.  Confession Bear

Saw a hispanic family picking berries on the side of the road First thought was, "I need more villagers"

Saw a hispanic family picking berries on the side of the road First thought was,

I grew up Mormon... I once pretended that I didn't know my friends brother spiked the punch...

I grew up Mormon... I once pretended that I didn't know my friends brother spiked the punch...  Confession Bear

I unsubscribed from r/atheism because it got too preachy

I unsubscribed from r/atheism because it got too preachy  Confession Bear

My mother did a shit job raising me. Now, everytime I visit with my daughter, she can't keep her hands off of her and it makes me want to rip out her eyeballs and shove them down her throat...

My mother did a shit job raising me. Now, everytime I visit with my daughter, she can't keep her hands off of her and it makes me want to rip out her eyeballs and shove them down her throat...  Confession Bear
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