Confession Bear

The only reason I used to enjoy going to church was because I stole from the collection plate

The only reason I used to enjoy going to church was because I stole from the collection plate  Confession Bear

I work 50+ Hours to support our home and have to clean and cook when I get home My wife doesn't work, clean, or cook and its really taking a toll on me

I work 50+ Hours to support our home and have to clean and cook when I get home My wife doesn't work, clean, or cook and its really taking a toll on me  Confession Bear

Left empty box of cereal in the pantry I'm too lazy to take out the trash

Left empty box of cereal in the pantry I'm too lazy to take out the trash  Confession Bear

My roommate at school was a asshole to me. Every night I would jack off in the shower and splooge into his shampoo bottle.

My roommate at school was a asshole to me. Every night I would jack off in the shower and splooge into his shampoo bottle.   Confession Bear

I don't find this meme funny

 I don't find this meme funny  Confession Bear

I flex in front of the mirror all the time

I flex in front of the mirror all the time  Confession Bear

I actually enjoyed my ankle injury because I'm lazy and love taking opiates

I actually enjoyed my ankle injury because I'm lazy and love taking opiates  Confession Bear

I have testicular cancer But I haven't told anyone because I don't want to feel emasculated

I have testicular cancer But I haven't told anyone because I don't want to feel emasculated   Confession Bear

My roommate wouldn't stop watching Netflix with the volume turned up while I tried to sleep, so now I just unplug the modem and blame it on Time Warner.

My roommate wouldn't stop watching Netflix with the volume turned up while I tried to sleep, so now I just unplug the modem and blame it on Time Warner.  Confession Bear

I told my estranged siblings I'd make sure our father was properly cremated I ended up pushing him into the incerator

I told my estranged siblings I'd make sure our father was properly cremated I ended up pushing him into the incerator  Confession Bear
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