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I like Carlsberg

 I like Carlsberg  Confession Bear

I don't want kids 'cause I'm afraid my wife will get fat

I don't want kids 'cause I'm afraid my wife will get fat  Confession Bear

Although I was a huge weird al fan growing up I didn't know his songs were spoofs until i was 16

Although I was a huge weird al fan growing up I didn't know his songs were spoofs until i was 16  Confession Bear

Sometimes I act dumb to justify being lazy

Sometimes I act dumb to justify being lazy  Confession Bear

I may or may not have a kitten for every upvote I will give her a cat treat. For every downvote she will be stabbed with a sewing needle.

I may or may not have a kitten  for every upvote I will give her a cat treat. For every downvote she will be stabbed with a sewing needle.  Confession Bear

FOR YEARS I THOUGHT THE BAND "HALL AND OATES" WAS CALLED "HAULIN' OATS"

FOR YEARS I THOUGHT THE BAND

Left a meatball sub in the car overnight I wouldn't eat it but my unknowing 9 year old will...

Left a meatball sub in the car  overnight I wouldn't eat it but my unknowing 9 year old will...  Confession Bear

my boyfriend's dad fucks me all the time but only in my ass so i do not think of it as cheating

my boyfriend's dad fucks me  all the time  but only in my ass so i do not think of it as cheating  Confession Bear

When my professors don't care I assume they're living examples of socially awkward penguin

When my professors don't care I assume they're living examples of socially awkward penguin  Confession Bear

I KILLED A POSSUM ONCE WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER

I KILLED A POSSUM ONCE WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER  Confession Bear
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