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I ACTUALLY DON'T REALLY MIND ONE PLY TOILET PAPER

I ACTUALLY DON'T REALLY MIND ONE PLY TOILET PAPER Confession Bear
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I pee in the deep end of the toilet So it sounds like my penis isn't so small

I pee in the deep end of the toilet So it sounds like my penis isn't so small Confession Bear
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Sometimes I go outside and move my car down the street and sneak back inside So my parents don't bug me about never leaving the house and having no friends.

Sometimes I go outside and move my car down the street and sneak back inside So my parents don't bug me about never leaving the house and having no friends. Confession Bear
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My wife is taking a pole dancing class I am bummed because I feel that she is better than that

My wife is taking a pole dancing class I am bummed because I feel that she is better than that Confession Bear
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My best friend's wife looks like my favorite camgirl I fantasize about her naked every single time we're all hanging out

My best friend's wife looks like my favorite camgirl I fantasize about her naked every single time we're all hanging out Confession Bear
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I'm finishing my first year of calculus i still can't solve a basic calculus equation.

I'm finishing my first year of calculus i still can't solve a basic calculus equation. Confession Bear
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I poisoned my boyfriends parrot and pretended it died while he was at work

I poisoned my boyfriends parrot and pretended it died while he was at work Confession Bear
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I frantically scroll past naked pictures of women on reddit, in part because I am immediately disgusted and also because I'm afraid that if I actually look at one, I'll get an erection

I frantically scroll past naked pictures of women on reddit, in part because I am immediately disgusted and also because I'm afraid that if I actually look at one, I'll get an erection Confession Bear
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I burglarized cars in Orange County, CA for 4 years I stole $17,000 from a car in Costa Mesa

I burglarized cars in Orange County, CA for 4 years I stole $17,000 from a car in Costa Mesa Confession Bear
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I am a straight guy and I love musicals and plays

I am a straight guy and I love musicals and plays Confession Bear
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