Confession Bear

I HATE MY BIRTHDAY It reminds me each year that fewer and fewer of my friends still remember it and give a shit

I HATE MY BIRTHDAY It reminds me each year that fewer and fewer of my friends still remember it and give a shit   Confession Bear

I lie to my best friend about taking bad notes so she actually has to pay attention in class

I lie to my best friend about taking bad notes so she actually has to pay attention in class  Confession Bear

When I download iTunes I don't actually read the Terms and Conditions

When I download iTunes I don't actually read the Terms and Conditions  Confession Bear

I told my gf to make sure she brushes the back of her tongue really well so that she desensitizes her gag reflex

I told my gf to make sure she brushes the back of her tongue really well so that she desensitizes her gag reflex  Confession Bear

I open every Reddit link in a new tab I usually forget to go back and upvote the good posts

I open every Reddit link in a new tab  I usually forget to go back and upvote the good posts  Confession Bear

I encourage my roommate to keep smoking cigarettes So I'll have another reason to kick him out

I encourage my roommate to keep smoking cigarettes  So I'll have another reason to kick him out  Confession Bear

When I got hired 4 years ago I told everyone in my office that I had IBS and that I need to take frequent, sometimes lengthy bathroom breaks. I don't really have it, I just sit on the toilet and play on my phone or take short naps.

When I got hired 4 years ago I told everyone in my office that I had IBS and that I need to take frequent, sometimes lengthy bathroom breaks. I don't really have it, I just sit on the toilet and play on my phone or take short naps.  Confession Bear

I think that people who go out of their way to be different shouldn't be upset when they are treated differently

I think that people who go out of their way to be different shouldn't be upset when they are treated differently  Confession Bear

I often go on R/Catholicism And down-vote absolutely everything.

I often go on R/Catholicism And down-vote absolutely everything.  Confession Bear

I actually do tip more to waitresses with nice hot asses that bend over in my view because I'm so horny.

I actually do tip more to waitresses with nice hot asses that bend over in my view because I'm so horny.  Confession Bear
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