Confession Bear

When Someone tells me she is a duck I think she is a lonely bear

When Someone tells me she is a duck I think she is a lonely bear  Confession Bear

When agonizing over life-changing decisions I use a Magic 8-Ball to make myself feel better

When agonizing over life-changing decisions I use a Magic 8-Ball to make myself feel better  Confession Bear

I am from reddit therefore i am a pervert, a rapist and a murderer

I am from reddit therefore i am a pervert, a rapist and a murderer  Confession Bear

Was asked out on a date to a bar I told him I'm too young too drink so I could play video games and lurk though imgur

Was asked out on a date to a bar I told him I'm too young too drink so I could play video games and lurk though imgur  Confession Bear

I think Tylin was just a rapist, and I can't stand reading about how she treats Matt. I was really happy to read about how she died so terribly.

I think Tylin was just a rapist, and I can't stand reading about how she treats Matt. I was really happy to read about how she died so terribly.   Confession Bear

I TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS SO I CAN DO INCREASINGLY SHITTY THINGS AND NOT FEEL BAD

I TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS SO I CAN DO INCREASINGLY SHITTY THINGS AND NOT FEEL BAD  Confession Bear

My cousins new girlfriend is hot. I jerk off to her bikini & yoga pants pictures.

My cousins new girlfriend is hot.  I jerk off to her bikini & yoga pants pictures.   Confession Bear

I DON'T LIKE OREOS

 I DON'T LIKE OREOS  Confession Bear

People think since I don't like guns I must be weak But really if I'm going to hurt someone I'll use a knife because guns are too impersonal

People think since I don't like guns I must be weak But really if I'm going to hurt someone I'll use a knife because guns are too impersonal  Confession Bear

I've only been on Reddit a week and now I can't do anything else

I've only been on Reddit a week and now I can't do anything else  Confession Bear
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