Confession Bear

Sometimes I sleep with a big mirror by my side just to see how disgusted every person beside me has to be

Sometimes I sleep with a big mirror by my side just to see how disgusted every person beside me has to be  Confession Bear

Almost 24 years old still a virgin

Almost 24 years old still a virgin  Confession Bear

I secretly think that people who are obsessed with spongebob squarepants past 12 are creepy and need to grow the hell up

I secretly think that people who are obsessed with spongebob squarepants past 12 are creepy and need to grow the hell up  Confession Bear

I'm a 40 something year old man and have secretly had lustful feelings for my first cousin for over 30 years

I'm a 40 something year old man and have secretly had lustful feelings for my first cousin for over 30 years  Confession Bear

I HATE ALL THE HOMO- SAPIENS

I HATE ALL THE HOMO- SAPIENS  Confession Bear

My girlfriend can't tolerate spicy foods So when we go out to eat, I order the spiciest thing on the menu so she won't ask me to share.

My girlfriend can't tolerate spicy foods So when we go out to eat, I order the spiciest thing on the menu so she won't ask me to share.  Confession Bear

I have no doubt I'll be able to find a loving wife but I'm terrified that I won't have anybody to invite to my wedding

I have no doubt I'll be able to find a loving wife but I'm terrified that I won't have anybody to invite to my wedding  Confession Bear

I asked for 2 ketchup packets I got 3 but I really wanted 4

I asked for 2 ketchup packets  I got 3 but I really wanted 4   Confession Bear

When I was little I told sick people to get away from my computer because it might catch their virus.

When I was little I told sick people to get away from my computer because it might catch their virus.  Confession Bear

Ate the last slice of Pizza Just because i didn't want anyone else to have it

Ate the last slice of Pizza Just because i didn't want anyone else to have it  Confession Bear
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