Confession Bear

I didn't get a flu shot Because I wanted a legitimate excuse to miss work

I didn't get a flu shot Because I wanted a legitimate excuse to miss work   Confession Bear

If you cunt in front of your cunts I automatically cunt you are a cunty cunt

If you cunt in front of your cunts I automatically cunt you are a cunty cunt  Confession Bear

my entire freshman year in high school consisted of eating lunch in the bathroom every day and then masturbating until it was time to go back to class

my entire freshman year in high school consisted of eating lunch in the bathroom every day and then masturbating until it was time to go back to class  Confession Bear

If you say, "Don't judge me." I'm going to judge you. You did a terrible thing.

If you say,

I actually think it's good that fat pepole can't ride all rollercoasters so they an learn a lesson

I actually think it's good that fat pepole can't ride all rollercoasters so they an learn a lesson  Confession Bear

I think Adele always wins just because shes fat

I think Adele always wins just because shes fat  Confession Bear

I've always had friends But I've never had a BEST friend

I've always had friends But I've never had a BEST friend  Confession Bear

My ex-wife treated me like shit and cheated on me And despite seeing a girl who is nicer and prettier, I miss my ex like crazy and have been depressed since our marriage ended.

My ex-wife treated me like shit and cheated on me And despite seeing a girl who is nicer and prettier, I miss my ex like crazy and have been depressed since our marriage ended.  Confession Bear

I thought about spamming again But didn't find it as funny as yesterday.

I thought about spamming again But didn't find it as funny as yesterday.  Confession Bear

I ONLY WASH MY JEANS ONCE EVERY TWO MONTHS

I ONLY WASH MY JEANS ONCE EVERY TWO MONTHS  Confession Bear
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