Confession Bear

I don't think "Arrested Development" is funny... at all.

I don't think

I like having a buzz cut Because people can't tell when I don't shower

I like having a buzz cut Because people can't tell when I don't shower  Confession Bear

I've been an idiot and hurt a lot of girls in my past I kinda deserve not getting the only one who made me feel "human"

I've been an idiot and hurt a lot of girls in my past I kinda deserve not getting the only one who made me feel

I SPEAK IN A BRITISH ACCENT WHEN I GO OUT BECAUSE AMERICAN WOMEN LOVE IT AND IT'S A LOT EASIER TO GET LAID

I SPEAK IN A BRITISH ACCENT WHEN I GO OUT BECAUSE AMERICAN WOMEN LOVE IT AND IT'S A LOT EASIER TO GET LAID  Confession Bear

I actually want north korea to start a war with us so we can wipe their backwards government out

I actually want north korea to start a war with us so we can wipe their backwards government out  Confession Bear

publicly shaming your children makes me assume you're a horrible parent

publicly shaming your children makes me assume you're a horrible parent  Confession Bear

It annoys me greatly When there are pro LGBT post's on r/atheism that have absolutely nothing to do with Atheism.

It annoys me greatly When there are pro LGBT post's on r/atheism that have absolutely nothing to do with Atheism.  Confession Bear

I lift weights before sex so it looks like i actually have muscle tone

I lift weights before sex so it looks like i actually have muscle tone  Confession Bear

If you are an outrageously attractive woman on OkCupid I automatically assume you are legitimately insane

If you are an outrageously attractive woman on OkCupid I automatically assume you are legitimately insane  Confession Bear

I'd rather date my girlfriend's little sister than my girlfriend They're exactly the same, but her sister is actually happy

I'd rather date my girlfriend's little sister than my girlfriend They're exactly the same, but her sister is actually happy  Confession Bear
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