Confession Bear

I knew Zeitgeist was full of shit, but... I figured replacing old fairy tales with new shit was a good start...

I knew Zeitgeist was full of shit, but... I figured replacing old fairy tales with new shit was a good start...  Confession Bear

When I have to sit through long office meetings I think about which girls in the room I'd have sex with

When I have to sit through long office meetings I think about which girls in the room I'd have sex with  Confession Bear

I like a lot of religious people but it's hard for me to really respect them for believing something so stupid

I like a lot of religious people but it's hard for me to really respect them for believing something so stupid  Confession Bear

I broke up with my last girlfriend because she wanted to have anal sex

I broke up with my last girlfriend because she wanted to have anal sex  Confession Bear

I really do not think Emma Watson is that attractive

I really do not think Emma Watson is that attractive  Confession Bear

Made my wife sign a pre nub because I have a small penis and I will never trust any woman to be loyal to me.

Made my wife sign a pre nub because I have a small penis and I will never trust any woman to be loyal to me.  Confession Bear

Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I think about her hot older sister literally 100% of the time.

Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I think about her hot older sister literally 100% of the time.  Confession Bear

I created a special reddit account Just to downvote a guy who was being a douche a second time

I created a special reddit account Just to downvote a guy who was being a douche a second time  Confession Bear

I do cardio at the gym So I feel better smoking after

I do cardio at the gym So I feel better smoking after  Confession Bear

I use April 1st to make real confessions to friends just so they don't believe me.

I use April 1st to make real confessions to friends just so they don't believe me.  Confession Bear
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