Confession Bear

I actually like Justin Beibers new acoustic album

I actually like Justin Beibers new acoustic album  Confession Bear

After I lecture you on the extreme health risks that come with smoking I go out and have a cigarette on my break

After I lecture you on the extreme health risks that come with smoking I go out and have a cigarette on my break
  Confession Bear

I have a small penis

 I have a small penis  Confession Bear

I know it's murder But I wear real fur

I know it's murder But I wear real fur  Confession Bear

Whenever I'm stopped at a light next to a beggar I sit still and look ahead to avoid giving them false hope for some change.

Whenever I'm stopped at a light next to a beggar I sit still and look ahead to avoid giving them false hope for some change.  Confession Bear

sometimes i wish a zombie apocalypse would happen So i can kill all the people i dont like with no consequence

sometimes i wish a zombie apocalypse would happen So i can kill all the people i dont like with no consequence   Confession Bear

I'm not really a psychopath I just want karma

I'm not really a psychopath I just want karma  Confession Bear

my wife begged me to go to marriage counseling i acquiesced, and now i've been having an affair with our counselor for three months

my wife begged me to go to marriage counseling i acquiesced, and now i've been having an affair with our counselor for three months  Confession Bear

I think black people need to get over the word nigger It happened, move on.

I think black people need to get over the word nigger It happened, move on.  Confession Bear

My roommate is a staunch vegetarian and coffee aficionado I defrost my frozen steaks in the coffee pot

My roommate is a staunch vegetarian and coffee aficionado I defrost my frozen steaks in the coffee pot  Confession Bear
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