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I actually thought that All my comments were upvoted by one person

I actually thought that All my comments were upvoted by one person  Confession Bear

I always upvote the downvoting roman

I always upvote the downvoting roman  Confession Bear

I pretend to forget how to do certain tasks in my new job so I can spend more time chatting up my unbelievably hot mentor

I pretend to forget how to do certain tasks in my new job so I can spend more time chatting up my unbelievably hot mentor  Confession Bear

I unfriend people on their birthdays because thats the only day I remember im friends with them

I unfriend people on their birthdays because thats the only day I remember im friends with them  Confession Bear

while dancing at a party, my boyfriend commented how bad it smelled there it was really because i had just farted

while dancing at a party, my boyfriend commented how bad it smelled there it was really because i had just farted  Confession Bear

I SAW MY MOM ABOUT TO DRINK PEE I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING UNTIL SHE HAD ALREADY TAKEN A SIP

I SAW MY MOM ABOUT TO DRINK PEE I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING UNTIL SHE HAD ALREADY TAKEN A SIP  Confession Bear

If I see you use a baby backpack carrier I automatically assume you are a lazy parent

If I see you use a baby backpack carrier I automatically assume you are a lazy parent  Confession Bear

I still haven't watched The Hobbit. Because I would be suffering until the next two come out.

I still haven't watched The Hobbit. Because I would be suffering  until the next two come out.  Confession Bear

I'm so helplessly turned on by my coworker that when he accidentally spat on my arm while talking I went to the back room to lick it off

I'm so helplessly turned on by my coworker that when he accidentally spat on my arm while talking I went to the back room to lick it off  Confession Bear

I think people who write in claiming to be Ellen's "biggest fans" don't actually watch her show and are just after the $20,000 checks

I think people who write in claiming to be Ellen's
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