Confession Bear

I saw the movie "From Justin to Kelly" In the Theater

I saw the movie

I hope that my wife's car gets stolen. So that she will learn to stop leaving the keys in the ignition everywhere she goes.

I hope that my wife's car gets stolen. So that she will learn to stop leaving the keys in the ignition everywhere she goes.  Confession Bear

All my "Cool, smart" friends say they're great but i don't get wes anderson movies

All my

I make a new reddit account every time I read "Looks like you're either a brand new user or your posts have not been doing well recently."

I make a new reddit account every time I read

When my father, who was an mentally abusive crackhead who had a extremely unhealthy diet, had a stroke I pretended to be sad but I was happy.

When my father, who was an mentally abusive crackhead who had a extremely unhealthy diet, had a stroke I pretended to be sad but I was happy.  Confession Bear

When ever I see confession bear I sing Metallica's "Sad But True"

When ever I see confession bear I sing Metallica's

I saw my wife give birth I have not made love to her since

I saw my wife give birth I have not made love to her since  Confession Bear

I want to murder the confession bear meme

I want to murder  the confession bear meme  Confession Bear

I'm a nurse at the ER and my ex's drug addict of a girlfriend comes in one night. I called the police and said she was doctor shopping and now she is doing 5-7 years.

I'm a nurse at the ER and my ex's drug addict of a girlfriend comes in one night. I called the police and said she was doctor shopping and now she is doing 5-7 years.  Confession Bear

I actually do confession bears that are fake Just for karma

I actually do confession bears that are fake Just for karma  Confession Bear
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